I know it has been awhile since my last post, but perhaps the following explanation listed Jeff Foxworthy style may give some insight on my recent absence.
You know you’ve been sick for way too long when...
...WebMD includes your blog in their “works cited” section.
...Your children can discern manufacturer, year of vintage and tasting notes of the antibiotic du jour.
...You’ve got the school attendance office and pharmacy programmed in your cell phone and have “liked” your pediatrician’s office on Facebook.
...You’ve sucked on so many zinc cold lozenges, you set off the metal detector at airports.
...You start referring to portion sizes at dinner as “doses” and calculating in milliliters. And you’re not from Europe.
...You present a Blue Cross Blue Shield frequent customer punch card instead of an insurance ID at office visits.
...At the Japanese restaurant other patrons get warm towels before their meal and you get a Clorox wipe.
...You’ve given up supplementing your diet with extra vitamins C, D and B12 and gone straight to vitamins WTH and then BYOB.
...You have to buy cold medicine under an assumed name or in a neighboring county.
...Your nightstand looks like your medicine cabinet and your medicine cabinet looks like Charlie Sheen’s nightstand.
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