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| | While the past year was pleasant in many ways, there are a few things that 2009 can keep. My Top Nine Things That Can Stay in 2009 are:
1. New Year's Resolutions. This is 2010, ya'll. If the ancient Mayans and John Cusack are to be believed, we've only got two years until Armageddon. I suggest we all abandon the resolutions and prepare bucket lists instead.
2. Open microphones at award shows. This was a great list Sub Diva, and I'm going to let you finish, but People had the best Top list of all time!
3. Books about vampires. I love a good teenaged love story with the undead as much as the next gal, but how about we mix it up this year with some sea creature romances?
4. Pirates. Seriously, I said 2009, not 1709. And they're not even vampires.
5. Guest lists at State Dinners. It's harder to sneak into an R-rated movie than it is for breakfast in bed in the Lincoln bedroom.
6. Lax golf club laws. Poor Tiger.
7. TLC, a.k.a "The Learning Channel." Let's get real, folks. This is the network that gave us Jon minus Kate and What Not To Wear. Unless you're majoring in family dysfunction and remedial fashion through public humiliation, you ain't learnin' nothin' on The Learning Channel.
8. H1N1. But I don't mind the built-in excuse as to why I can't shake hands with a creepy dude at a cocktail party or refraining from dipping my hand into the bowl of soggy Doritos that's been passed around the room.
9. Top nine lists. In 2010 it'll just look lazy.
Happy New Year everyone, and welcome 2010.
©2009 (for the last time!) Tracey Henry
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A once-in-a-blue-moon-happy New Year to you, Sean and the kids.
Posted by Bill, 12/30/09, 02:01pm | | I like that! And I do think a blue moon on New Year's Eve is particularly auspicious, so Happy New Year to you, Shel and that beautiful family of yours as well.
Posted by SubDiva, 12/30/09, 02:09pm | | lol...this is great. :) Especially #8 - as i'm a germophobe, the H1N1 scare allowed my use of hand sanitizer to be normal for a while. Happy new year!
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